Thursday, 19 March 2015

CHARACTER BIO




JACK

A.K.A Jack the ripped "Hi I'm Jack, but people call me Jack the ripped" *flexes* but in actual fact nobody but him calls him that. He's a child of the 80s. He lives in some urban area in an apartment paid for with his hard earned money, that his parents earned. Jack spends most of his days at the gym.

Jack is over massive, his muscles have muscles. He's tall and heavy like a bull, all his clothes are XXXL, and all his sleeves are cut off at the shoulder. Arms like Jack's are meant to be seen, or so Jack thinks. He isn't one for baubles or adornments, his body speaks for itself. His clothes are simple, save for the gym pop cultural prints on his tops. He always wears pants to cover his tiny legs.

Jack had all the advantages of a first world 21st century education, and upbringing... and some of the disadvantages too. A bit of an emperor child Jack has trouble generating a full image of others in his mind. To him everyone is two or even one dimensional. This gives him a juvenile / autistic set of behaviours

When he was a boy his hero was Arnie. He had a poster of him on his wall. He'd lie in bed staring at it and thinking 'one day im going to be as big as Arnie' Then he'd masturbate to Arnies biceps before falling asleep, lol is anyone even reading this dribble? In the mornings he'd wake and eat heaps of eggs and some bacon. while he waited for the school bus he'd do press-ups.

Jack's biggest fear is being tiny, or that people will KNOW he's tiny, just like he knows. You see Jack has body dysmorphia lol nah maybe he doesn't. Jack don't need no bio, he's a fackin hyperbole and requires no 'splainin

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